空肚作戰

我相信, 那天我們都餓壞了...

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Z 說: 我食了一罐筍...

K 說: wor, u guys have buy this as snack?

Z 說: yes~ bought two last time, no one eat the last one, so I eat it to save it

K 說: wor, u are such a nice girl~

Z 說: yes, the 筍 non-stoply saying thank you to me

K 說: not only the bamboo shoot, but also the earth

Z 說: yes, i know, they love me, did u ever see a smiling 筍? I did

K 說: i have seen it before, i have watched u eat bamboo shoot before

Z 說: yes, they love being eaten by me

K 說: thanks god, u know that. U know, weeks before, a small small bamboo shoot come and cry to me saying that she want to eaten by u.

Z 說: why dun u tell her my mobile number, i will do my best for her

K 說: i am really sorry that i havent taking serious on it. I only think that she is making funny on it. How come

Z 說: damn, u cannot say no to bamboo shoot, they are so cute and weak

K 說: o, i have no idea if she has already eaten by some bad guy....

Z 說: pray for her

K 說: yes. I am doing it.